ADELINE — Chief maid and head cook. The leader, strong and eloquent.
ANGEL — A maid. Mouthy and flirtatious and a little rough around the edges.
FELICITY – A maid. Prim and proper and slightly over-reactive.
LYDIA — Timid and Naïve and a little bit blonde.
DIANDRA MATTREL-VON SCHMIDT (LADY DI) —The Lady of the House – Ditzy, rich, former actress, rich, eccentric, rich, mentally unstable, but rich! Get’s lost in her own home.
ERLING KNOWELS – Diandra’s attorney and business manager. In charge of the affairs of the estate.
AVERY HOLLIS – A self-proclaimed lady’s man and all around jackass.
GREER JENSEN – A likeable man struggling with his sexual preferences.
THADDEUS BONNAIRE – A flamboyant homosexual chef, highly conceited.
Setting: The breakfast nook of the vast kitchen of the rambling manor of the VonSchmidt Estate, Long Island, NY